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Date: December 15. 2002
Our worst Ex Minister has at last gone "Off the Rails"
Mary O'Rourke has finally found her level.
When we saw this woman enthusiastically brandishing her new knickers in front of the RTE viewers – "Off the Rails", Wednesday 11. December – we felt strangely happy. After doing the worst damage any Minister could have done to this country's Internet development, leaving a terrible legacy that will take years to heal – if we're lucky – she seems to have finally found her level. Good for her and good for the country.
| A Christmas treat for nostalgic masochists: Download Mary O'Rourke's painful speech at the Irelandoffline "The Net Imperative" Seminar (29/08/01) in Dublin from the ever useful www.irelandoffline.org website:
Short introduction & Mary O'Rourke's speech (22:19): Hardened S/M fans who want to go beyond this pain threshold can add the speech of Eircom's Soula Evans (16:05) - Warning: Do not attempt this without proper supervision: |